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| Part 3: The A.L.O.H.A. 2000 |
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| The inability to name things well gets worse as Stan makes perhaps the most redundant and pointless acronym in robot naming history. |
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| But first, Stan continues to make his obnoxious claims during a Q&A during the 1995 AMSTRACTS. |
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| Red Fangs? |
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| Picture Slate? Is he plucking these names out of thin air? And what is this odd device that Stan is holding? It looks like something straight from Deep Space 9! |
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| Well that's just silly. |
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| Is that even a thing? |
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| Wait what now? |
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| Perhaps Stan has been investing too much time in Science Fiction movies. |
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| That escalated quickly. |
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| This is just crazy talk. To what purpose would a laser even serve? |
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| Just in case the crowd wasn't paying attention, Stan reminds them exactly what he built. |
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| ALMOST anything. |
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| Stop asking. |
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| Stan is referring to a silly greeting card he got for his mom one Mother's day years ago. She didn't like it because it seemed more like a Halloween card. |
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| Stan entered the companion algorithm, but what he didn't realize is that in loading the A.L.O.H.A. 2000 with it... |
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| ... He accidentally activated her. |
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| The A.L.O.H.A. 2000 opened her eyes |
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| Stan had also mistakenly turned on her emergency teleport function. |
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| A wind began to form around the A.L.O.H.A. 2000... |
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| ... Because Stan's emergency teleport function has a default. |
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| The vortex engulfed the entire auditorium... |
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| ... And just like that, all of Stan's research... |
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| ... His life's work... |
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| ... Was all gone. |
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| Stan fell to his knees... |
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The crowd at the 1995 Anime Mad Scientists Theoretical
Robotics And Cybernetics Trade Show bared witness to the biggest anime mad science
discovery since the giant space aircraft carrier and it simply vanished. As time passed, this event would become a
legend among anime mad scientists, most not believing that it really happened,
because it's 1995. The internet was
barely even a thing. Stan would
eventually descend into madness, checking his picture slate every hour with the
hopes that maybe one day the A.L.O.H.A. 2000 would finally emerge and check
in. But where did she go? When did she go?
To Be Continued
Part 3: End
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